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Natasha Richardson Skiing Accident

Ever since Natasha Richardson flashed us her grandma panties as she walked up the steps to the Metropolitan Museum of Art Gala in May of last year I have been her biggest fan.

However, this may have been an indication that she does not posses the grace nor skill to throw herself down a mountain with any degree of success.

The Natasha Richardson Skiing Accident is no laughing matter and thank god she is not dead (yet), but aren't we all kind of thinking to ourselves, WTF? 

The comical demise of Sonny Bono was enough to keep me off the slopes for good.  I'm not a moose for Christ's Sake.

Best as I can tell Richardson was some type of actress which means she is good at pretending to be stuff.  Maybe on this day she should have pretended to be Bode Miller and things could have turned out better for her.

But then again who I am to judge? I'm just a fish hack who's mostly alive and Natasha Richardson is a Milfy actress who's now mostly dead in some hospital.

My prayers go out to her Doctors so they can save this nimble star and hopefully her loved ones are remaining strong during this tragic ordeal.

Peace Be with You Natasha and Please Pull Through

Meanwhile, somebody go get Madonna some Skis and Lift Tickets

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written by Andy Kaufman, March 18, 2009

Be careful, Natasha. it's one thing to be a great actress... but playing dead will do nothing to revive your career. Which, btw, died 12 years ago.

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